Computers angry. Wi-Fi possessed. Printers refusing to acknowledge your existence. Websites doing website things. Fantastic. Tell us what broke, and we’ll figure out what happened without making you feel stupid for asking.
Computers, Wi-Fi, software, printers, websites and other technological nonsense.
THE DAMAGE CONTROL DEPARTMENT
Things we fix while quietly judging the device.
⌘
Web Design & Development
New websites, redesigns, fixes and web apps. Clean, responsive, mobile-friendly, and built without the mysterious button that nobody knows what it does.
Make • Break • Fix
▣
Computer Repair & Setup
Slow computer? Weird errors? Won’t turn on? We diagnose the problem, fix what makes sense, and gently remind the machine who is in charge.
Hardware • Exorcism
⚙
Software Support & Optimization
Install, update, configure and troubleshoot software that woke up today and chose chaos. We can usually convince it to behave.
Software • Damage Control
⌁
Network, Wi-Fi & Connectivity
Fix slow Wi-Fi, reconnect devices, clean up network headaches, and negotiate a peace treaty between your router, printer, and every device in the house.
Wi-Fi • Negotiations
WHO ARE WE?
People who fix this stuff
Real help, normal language, practical solutions. Unfortunately, we actually know what we're doing.
WHY WE EXIST
We hate technology. We’re just really good at fixing it.
Our mission is simple: keep technology from ruining your afternoon, your Wi-Fi, and occasionally your entire personality.
Who we are, unfortunately
I'm Tolga Duymayan. I work with technology so you don’t have to spend three hours yelling at a loading screen. I enjoy solving the weird, annoying, mysteriously broken problems that somehow become everyone’s emergency at 4:57 PM. My goal is simple: make technology behave itself long enough for you to get something done.
No tech-speak hostage situationIf I can explain it without saying “bandwidth architecture paradigm,” I will.
Fix it. Don’t worship it.We solve the actual problem instead of inventing six new ones.
Security, because hackers are annoying tooSensible protection without making your login feel like a NASA launch.
We don’t ghost youOnce it works, we’d prefer it keeps working. Wild concept.
STEP ONE: ADMIT TECHNOLOGY WON
Tell us what broke
You don't need to know what's wrong. That's literally why you called us.
THE TECHNOLOGY CONFESSIONAL
Tell us what broke. We promise not to judge.
✓
Your cry for technological help has been received.
Excellent. Your technology problem is now officially someone else’s problem for a moment.
COME COMPLAIN TO A HUMAN
Technology is frustrating.
Getting help shouldn't be. Send the details and we'll take it from there.
COME COMPLAIN TO A HUMAN
Have a project? Broken computer? Existential Wi-Fi crisis?
Where we perform technological miraclesLocal • Remote • By appointment
Send the distress signaltolgatnt@gmail.com
Press the human button(818) 960-8689
When we pretend technology behavesMon–Fri • 9:00 AM–6:00 PM
