Computer Repair & Setup
Slow computer? Weird errors? Won’t turn on? We diagnose the problem, fix what makes sense, and gently remind the machine who is in charge.
Hardware • ExorcismTHE DAMAGE CONTROL DEPARTMENT
Things we fix while quietly judging the device.
Web Design & Development
New websites, redesigns, fixes and web apps. Clean, responsive, mobile-friendly, and built without the mysterious button that nobody knows what it does.
Make • Break • FixSoftware Support & Optimization
Install, update, configure and troubleshoot software that woke up today and chose chaos. We can usually convince it to behave.
Software • Damage ControlNetwork, Wi-Fi & Connectivity
Fix slow Wi-Fi, reconnect devices, clean up network headaches, and negotiate a peace treaty between your router, printer, and every device in the house.
Wi-Fi • NegotiationsWHY WE EXIST
We hate technology. We’re just really good at fixing it.
Who we are, unfortunately
I'm Tolga Duymayan. I work with technology so you don’t have to spend three hours yelling at a loading screen. I enjoy solving the weird, annoying, mysteriously broken problems that somehow become everyone’s emergency at 4:57 PM. Our mission is simple: keep technology from ruining your afternoon, your Wi-Fi, and occasionally your entire personality.
No tech-speak hostage situationIf I can explain it without saying “bandwidth architecture paradigm,” I will.
Fix it. Don’t worship it.We solve the actual problem instead of inventing six new ones.
Security, because hackers are annoying tooSensible protection without making your login feel like a NASA launch.
We don’t ghost youOnce it works, we’d prefer it keeps working. Wild concept.
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